Maso menos

On Saturday we had a garage sale for all of my Grandma's belongings. I was bored so I dressed up in some of the old clothes and a pair of my grandma's huge glasses...as you can tell i looked pretty redic! Rachel(my cousin), my brother and I were sitting there being bored when a older mexican man came up and starting talking to us in spanish. He asked us if we spoke spanish. Well being the witty person I am (ha ha!)I said the first phrase i could remember from Spanish class, maso menos (more or less). When he was looking around at everything I decided I had Kenyon take a picture in my rediculous giddup. The man decided he wanted a picture with me to. So he put his arm around me and made me put my arm around him. You know that hysteric want to cry and laugh at the same time feeling. As you can tell by the expression on my face thats exactly what i was doing inside, totally freaking out. Kenyon, my awsome brother, saved me by saying needed some more soda. I couldn't get out of there fast enough!

So what did I learn this weekend.

1. Don't talk to strangers at garage sales.
3. I am not in the least witty
2. An old suit coat, a tie, and huge glasses is apparently hot
3. Maso Menos really means, "hit on me old fugly mexican"