It started out like any other family gathering; Dinner, conversation, and some relaxing. But then it got interesting. My cousin Cassidy was going thought some of toys her little girl didn't play with and giving them to my cousins with small children of their own. Int he box I found some crazy looking teeth. I washed them and put them in my mouth then went around smiling dumbly at everyone. They Cassidy said "I have a great idea". She went to the closet and pulled out a tub. Then us girls went into back room and and came out like this!



Me- Drugie White Trailer Trash- "My ma and pops are first cousins"



Cassidy -The Gangster Cheerleader- "What up yo! I can do the splits!"




Alea-The Chinese/? Women

Marta-The fifties Girl


Britney-the fairy princess
Rachel-the secretary/prom queen





After e got all dressed up we made our debut to my cousins husbands, my brother and my aunt and uncle. We were laughing so hard we almsot peeded our pants!














Then we took mug shots

Britney the cheerleader who stole money from in and out where she works after school

Alea the crazy Chinese lady who stole from a liquor store.

Cassidy the gangster cheerleader who beat up a cheerleader from the rival school

Rachel the prom queen secretary who was an accomplice to business fraud
Me the white trash drugie who was trying to mow the rocks in front the trailer park she lives in with her parents on a riding lawn mower while smoking joint of marijuana.











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Kenyon and Alea

Yeah I'm a slacker and I haven't blogged in like forever but I decided that this is worth blogging for. My big brother is getting married! I'm so excited! He is marrying a beautiful girl named Alea Deitze. I got to take pictures of them for their wedding announcements. It was a lot of fun, even though I was subject to some intense kissing moments! Here are some of the shots.

The Cave

On March first as a group date we took an adventure to the Oracle Caves. We were suppose to leave at seven thirty but of course my date, a blind date, showed up half and hour late. So after waiting for what seemed like forever we finally piled into two trucks. My date Jordan and I were “privileged” to sit in the back of my brother’s tiny little pick up truck, where my date and I sat facing each other. Thank goodness both of us love to talk or it would have been crazy awkward…we seriously had non stop conversation the whole way. It was actually fun. After the two hour ride up to the cave that made my butt fall asleep I was so ecstatic to get out of the truck I did a little dance. After getting all our supplies together we headed down the road to the cave to find the cave entrance.

This is the first entrance we found. As you can see its not very big. I was like “heck no, I’m not going in there!” I’m a little claustrophobic and just looking at the entrance made me breathe faster. So we sent some of the guys to find the right one…which took twenty minutes.


Once you get into the cave the inside is big except for one tight place called the "lemon squeeze" where you have to wiggle through this little hole head first on your side. Not any easy task for a bootylicious girl like me. I'd been to the cave before so the whole way through I was preparing myself for the lemon squeeze. When We finally made it to the lemon squeeze I took a deep breath and just went for it. As I was wiggling through my butt got a little stuck and for a split second I was like "Oh my gosh I'm gonna die here is this cave." Running through my head was this channel eight show that I watched with my dad when I was eight. This man went exploring in a little tunnel and gotstuck and eventually died. Since that show I had always been afraid to die like that. (Thanks Dad) But not to worry I made it out with a little wiggling and in an odd sort of way it was a little exhilarating.

I was so happy to not be stuck...hence the ecstatic expression on my face!
















After three hours of exploring the cave we headed out. When we finally made it out I was so happy to breathe fresh air an see the sunlight I almost sang a song! We were crazy dirty, hungry and exhausted but we had so much fun!
Jordan and me

Katie Godwin and Jon Larson


Felica Simpson and Kenyon Bunker


Andrew and Chantal